Here are some responses from students to instructions given on admission to the Catholic University of Mendoza.
are written with the same spelling of the students. Although
to mourn, some of them are almost cool.
INSTITUTE EXAM ANSWERS
(spelling is original): Yes, yes ... truly original in some cases ..
(Incidentally, at the end of each answer, the teacher comments that sent the mail.)
Four Evangelists:
The four evangelists were 3: San Pedro and San Pablo.
(read and reread, and do not understand what the third-and last-of the 4 ...)
León Cathedral:
was built by the Romans for an American architect.
(What planes were sent by e-mail?)
Training of the Cordilleras:
The mountains are not formed in one or two days, take a long time to form.
(weeks, maybe?)
What is the atmosphere?:
The atmosphere is the place where the atmospheric processes as clouds. In this part of seismic rays are produced, which are those produced by earthquakes and ground temblamiento.
(no comments)
movements heart
rotation around itself and travel around the body.
(It's a "Doctor" in astronomy ...)
Circle:
is a line attached at both ends to form a ring.
(I could not define it better.)
Find out if the number is prime 2639:
For me this is a prime number because no number divided by the number which is 2639 we are accurate. If you see this bad correction.
(I loved the stakes of subjectivity to this answer! "To me that ..." Then, the mathematical error can be committed either.)
Mendel's First Law:
Mendel was a man who throughout his life was devoted to the crossing of plants. From his experiences he published a book but in a bookbinding bad and people do not return after two people Mendel discovered the same thing without knowing that and saw they had wasted their time uselessly.
(What alive two guys came after Mendel, no? Discovering the warm water ... and the teacher who must have spent fifteen minutes telling the story to introduce the subject ... Che ... Who is Mendel?)
most important stages in the evolution of man:
About the year 570 is created in the first appearance of Homo sapiens. From 570 and until 1200 the Homohabilis. From 1200 and until about 1700 the Homohabilis and then, ordinary men.
(I can not stop laughing ...)
Anarchism: ideology
is a rational and astringent.
(It will be good for cleaning the skin?)
Marco Polo:
was a Carthaginian explorer who pretended to discover America, that it got.
(Marco Polo: a pioneer. Columbus: and after the 2 types Mendel.)
Aqueduct:
were to carry water from one extreme to another rather than load it with buckets.
(This is the most rational of all.)
Outsiders:
live in the streets, no money and have no privileges as it 's obvious.
(Very well! I approve.)
The nobility could not be
it if they had no blood and family were not in that group.
One of possessions:
In the land of the nobleman's house UVic sir, mill, bread toaster, etc ...
Literature-Measure the second verse written on the blackboard: About 75 centimeters
calf Skeleton:
is formed by the longest bone of the body is the femur extending from the scapula to the patella.
The brain:
Ideas, will speak after the brain.
(hopefully!)
gripping Bird:
Are birds living in the "press", places where there is plenty of water. They have beautiful colors, like a raven.
(Maravilloso!! Should be thinking about the colors of San Lorenzo ...)
Water purification:
is made by ultraviolent rays.
(Saw that violence is not new?)
movements heart
The heart is always in motion, is only standing on the corpses.
(Well .. I would not be all bad ...)
Amphibians:
The frog has a cloacal recess, by which launches the typical sound "sewer, sewer."
(Insuperable!)
internal parasite Example:
viscera.
volcanic Products:
atomic bombs.
Algae:
characters are animals with plants.
Antibiotics
Alcohol cotton and hydrogen peroxide.
Glaciers
may be due to erosion and death. Or by choice ....
Moses and the Israelites:
The Israelites in the desert fathers ate.
(After Hitler came and took revenge.)
Pride:
is a greed for food and drink, which is corrected by practicing lust.
Geography "What river passes through Vienna
Blue Vesuvius.
Phases of the Moon:
full moon, new moon and quarter.
(This delayed ...)
Geography-Holland
In Holland, four people, one is a cow.
(How lucky that I live in Holland and it would be in the slaughterhouse ...)
Fe:
is what God gives us to understand the priests.
(And he's right!)
Primitive man:
skins were dressed and took refuge in the pubs.
(Thanks to environmentalists, now dressed in nylon fiber ...)
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