Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Invitation For Gruhapravesh

intimidation




"S i had known at least fight "feeling apprehensively He said his cheekbone swollen ...

had all happened very fast. The blow from behind which he had thrown against the curb, the feeling of your lungs bursting under the arm that had strangled the sidewalk ... and the fiery eyes bright, his voice while saying "No

closer again.


Monday, November 29, 2010

Small Speech On Anniversary In Company

Oracles



D elves came out of his dressing room.
He walked to the press room with safe passage martial.
Once there, before the media, pulled his binoculars from a rubber backwards over their ears so they will not be moved ... took the strip of wood in his hand, gave a strong blow on the table and staring at her through the lens reversed, declared:

"Things should be observed from a distance. Soon you will desentrañaré to the future, for this I am using this slider and some mathematical formulas. Nothing, and when I say "nothing" is nothing - will be otherwise than what I say.
I have spoken.

parsimony with solemnity and rose from his chair, among a roar of cheers and applause, and left the room.


Friday, November 26, 2010

Condoms In Gas Stations




C hen the function was started was still backstage, preparing some stage machinery. And although he did not know why ... if you anticipate the exact moment the focus accuser brightened.
-Deplorable
exclaimed, unanimously, the public.



Thursday, November 25, 2010

Stds That Make You Wet The Bed

On stage company Restricting Animal




C tarting to omit certain words - "Words are like ties," - Thought. Gradually
was increasing its list of omissions.
Finally, not to err on the side, cut the tongue.



Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Is Laser Operation Good







S inceration passed before the pet store ... No.
not buy anything. Why? "Just had to get to the mirror and there before his eyes have a dog or a fox, all the while I wanted.