Oracles
D elves came out of his dressing room.
He walked to the press room with safe passage martial.
Once there, before the media, pulled his binoculars from a rubber backwards over their ears so they will not be moved ... took the strip of wood in his hand, gave a strong blow on the table and staring at her through the lens reversed, declared:
"Things should be observed from a distance. Soon you will desentrañaré to the future, for this I am using this slider and some mathematical formulas. Nothing, and when I say "nothing" is nothing - will be otherwise than what I say.
I have spoken.
parsimony with solemnity and rose from his chair, among a roar of cheers and applause, and left the room.